NOT USEFUL THE WALL ADD YOUR NAME →
THE INTERNET'S MOST UNNECESSARY STORE

DON'T
BUY
THIS.

Digital products nobody needs.
Made for people who want them anyway.

I KNOW IT'S USELESS →
SCROLL FOR NO REASON ↓
01 / THE IDEA

NO PURPOSE.
NO FUNCTION.
JUST PRESTIGE.

USELESS is a digital store for things that solve absolutely nothing.

Certificates. Memberships. Files. Status. Digital objects with no practical reason to exist.

100% DIGITAL
0% USEFUL
∞ REGRET

02 / THE PRODUCTS
02
NOTHING

NOTHING™

A digital product containing exactly what it promises.

COMING SOON
03
UMEMBER

USELESS MEMBERSHIP

Membership in a club that provides absolutely no benefits.

COMING SOON
03 / THE WALL

PUT YOUR NAME
ON THE WALL.

Put your name or business on the Wall of Uselessness, like an ad nobody asked for. You also get a certificate with your own name on it, plus first access to the most unnecessary digital products on the internet. Free. Worthless.

STEP 1 / 2 — YOUR SPOT ON THE WALL

Shown publicly on the wall, like an ad. Your email never is.

No spam. No useful information. Unsubscribe whenever you want.
Already on the list? Get your certificate again.

PEOPLE WHO
DID IT ANYWAY.

——USELESS PEOPLE

Think of it as an ad wall. Anyone can put their name or business name on it, with a link to their website, for free. Nobody gets customers. Everybody gets seen.

  1. 01Type your name or business name, and add your website if you like.
  2. 02Verify with your email address.
  3. 03Press the link in the email we send. Your spot goes on the wall.
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SHOWN WITH PERMISSIONNAME + WEBSITE ONLYNO EMAILS, EVERNEW ORDER EVERY VISIT
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